So my husband is writing a book. All in a plastic notebook. While I work hard on procrastinating on the latest school paper he pesters me with ideas on his book.

The premise is sort of like "Planet of the Apes" except with male and female roles reversed. In the final battle he has the hero (Dick Manly) screaming out like in Braveheart: "They can take our lives....but they can never take....OUR PENISES!!!"

He is threatening to become famous enough to have an interview with Oprah. He promises to tell everyone I desperately wanted to come, but had to stay home to bake a pie and have babies.

I LOVE my husband. Unfortunately, I now must plan ways to sufficiently emasculate him so that he knows his place. (Hey, it's HIS dream world, not mine.)